The Best Super Bowl Documentary Youve Never Seen (Featuring Bill Murray, The stoner channel, Groupies,new york asian escorts And Bob Irsay Being A Dick)

Dont let their gentle demeanor and calming stripes fool you. Zebras are unstoppable killing machines. Theyll bathe in the blood of your children just as soon as look at you. Thats why keepers at Tokyos Tama Zoo arent taking any chances and are prepping for the day these murderous equines overcome their paddock locks. BThe stoner channelut rather than free one of these stripey psychopaths, even temporarily, zoo officials instead opted for a slightly less deadly option: